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Swinger Lifestyle Guide Top 5 Squirter Blankets and Squirter Pads

Swinger Lifestyle Guide Top 5 Squirter Blankets and Squirter Pads

Squirters and those that love them play a huge role in the swinger lifestyle. This can be a lot of fun for everyone but one thing that isn’t fun is leaving behind a huge wet spot. This is where our top 5 squirter blankets and squirter pads come in.

We recently went out to a club in Florida and were watching a group of women play. The woman that was on the receiving end of most of the action was definitely a squirter. When she let go, it went all over the place.

The whole scene that played out was really hot and a blast to watch. What was not fun was that the bed they were using was soaked afterward even though they had put down a bunch of towels. That basically put that bed out of commission for the rest of the night.

A great squirter blanket or squirter pad can help really help in this situation. If you have something that you easily take with you into the playrooms, it can really help to keep the whole situation much more tidy and dry for the next person.

My wife is not a squirter but we just love the squirters that we have met in the lifestyle. We love how they have the ability to just let go and enjoy themselves. That is what the lifestyle is all about. For more information on squirting check out A Swinger Guide to Squirting: What the heck is it?

Bonus Pick: The Disposable Squirter Pad

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Price Point: $22.11 for a pack of 50

Unifree Disposable Underpads are a great pick if you want the simple use of disposable squirter pads. These can be the most convenient way to keep the area dry.

Unfortunately, they are also the most uncomfortable and least sexy way of doing it. Many swingers will use this type of pad to keep the area clean but will eventually end up upgrading to one of the more comfortable squirter pads or squirter blankets.

#5 IMPROVIA® Washable Underpads, 34″ x 36″ (Pack of 2)

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Price Point: $20.99

IMPROVIA® Washable Underpads are not the prettiest squirter pads out there but they get the job done. These waterproof pads are washable and easy to bring along with you when you play.

They keep the area dry and swingers love them as a low-cost squirter pad. The design of these pads helps to wick away moisture to keep the area dry even after you have squirted for you as well as the next people in the area.

#4 WESBRAD 100% Leak Proof, Waterproof, Small Throw (2-Pack 36″x30″) 

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Price Point: $64.88

Many squirters swear by their WESBRAD 100% Leak Proof, Waterproof, Small Throw squirter pads. They are 100% leakproof and everyone says that they are comfortable to play on.

These pads are easily washable and will last for years. They come in a pack of two which can come in handy if you plan on playing a couple of times in the evening.

This fleece pad is considered to be extremely comfortable to play on.

#3 Ameritex Waterproof Dog Bed Cover Pet Blanket 

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Price Point: $21.99 to $34.99 depending on size and color

The Ameritex Waterproof Dog Bed Cover Pet Blanket is a great squirter blanket or squirter pad depending on the size that you get. The best part of it is the anti-slip that helps it to stay in place when the action gets a little hot.

You can pick from five sizes and seven colors. These are machine washable but are tumble dry only due to the non-slip back.

#2 100% Waterproof Blanket Purple/Blue Jumbo 80×60

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Price Point: $79.99

The 100% Waterproof Blanket Purple/Blue Jumbo 80×60 is definitely a full-sized squirter blanket. It is 100% leakproof and can cover a full play area. It is also machine washable and dryable which definitely helps when using it.

The big thing about this blanket that the swingers love is that it is noiseless. None of that crinkle sounds that you might get with other waterproof blankets or pads.

Everyone says that you can wash this one over and over again with no issues. The only drawback to this blanket is that it is a little big.

#1 Ameritex Waterproof Dog Bed Cover Pet Blanket for Furniture Bed Couch Sofa Reversible

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Price Point: $19.97 to $61.99 depending on size and color

The Ameritex Waterproof Dog Bed Cover is our top-rated swinger squirter blanket. This squirter blanket has been highly rated by numerous squirters for its quality and ease of use.

Users say that nothing soaks through it and it is easily machine washable.

It comes in seven sizes and 10 colors which really lets you customize it for your use. Additionally, it is reversible which gives you even more color choices.

Depending on the size that you get, you can use it as a squirter blanket or a squirter pad.